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Day 4 of the World Series of Twitter was the Six-Handed Tweet Final Table.

You didn’t know there was a six-handed event? Well, let’s call this the “It’s Friday and compncards is ready to get off early” event.

If I was Kim, this is what I would have done.

Kim Shannon kicks things off in Seat 6. She handled the following situation about as creatively as I have heard:

kimshannon Some lunatic seriously just flashed me his penis in the park. He wanted a reaction, so I gave him one… Shrugged, and said “meh”.

I told her that she should have pointed at it and laughed, to which she replied:

kimshannon @compncards I wouldn’t have known where to aim.

Burn!  Hopefully not literally because then he would need a doctor as well.

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Norman Chad makes his 2nd final table this week and is in Seat 5. He shared with us just how bad Jean-Robert Bellande is running:

NormanChad Jean Robert Bellande still running bad – he had an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian next Monday.

RIP Dr. K.  Bad beat JRB.

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Elena, aka thegroupie is in Seat 4 and has been having a rough go at the tables since Black Friday.

A friend tried to convince her that her strategy to legalize poker needs rethinking:

thegroupie lol. friend just texted me saying “Drinking is not going to bring online poker back, Elena!” #ibegtodiffer #bottomsup

Play, chat, and drink with the pros.  Or not.

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Eric Ramsey is in Seat 3 and retweeted the following from Morros regarding the recently deceased Dr. Jack Kevorkian:

Morros Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, and 130 assists.

About the only thing he couldn’t kill off is American Idol. I should file for malpractice. I expect it’s a dead issue though.

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ebhizzle comes in Seat 2. Apparently Chris Hall took exception to the USA chants directed at Yevgeniy Timoshenko during his 25k Heads-Up semifinal match with Eric Froehlich.

Looks like he had good reason, Timoshenko is American:

@ChrisKPHall Listen closely. The chant has “even though Yev was born in Washington” after it.

Maybe the fans suddenly turned on E-Fro. After all, Froehlich sounds German to me.

Then again, WWE Hall of Famer Hacksaw Jim Duggan may have shown up out of nowhere. Hoooooooo!!

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Notlikeyou decided to jump in regarding the Timoshenko USA chants and takes Seat 1.

@WriterJen reminded Hall that Americans have no shame. However, notlikeyou put everything into perspective:

notlikeyou But we got nachos RT @WriterJen: @ChrisKPHall Welcome to America, sir. We have no shame.

See, everything’s better with nachos.  And monkeys.

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Well, that’s your six-handed final table.  Now it is time for me to go to the hooker bar.

Actually, I lie. I’ll probably watch Smackdown.

For daily recaps of all the action at the 2011 World Series of Poker, check our WSOP news section.