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Sara Underwood riding a bike naked is definitely World Series of Twitter worthy.

Dan Bilzerian shares the reality of being either a poker pro or high stakes gambler:

DanBilzerian It’s always annoying to lose more in poker than the car you’re driving home is worth. Not saying much ATM, but still annoying.

What if your car is worth about the cost of a mega-satellite?

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Today saw the start of the $1,000 Seniors Championship at the 2011 WSOP. PokerGrump gives us some poker math for seniors:

PokerGrump Poker math: 3500 enlarged prostates + 20 urinals + 20 minutes = long-ass lines.

I wonder if Depends would be + or – EV in that event.

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Sara Underwood put a pleasant thought in many a man’s mind with the following tweet:

SaraUnderwood Just landed in Portland to ride a bike naked! Here’s to warm weather!

Flight to Portland = $279.  Seeing Sara Underwood naked on a bike = Priceless.

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Colin Cooley is amused by the chatter caused by a new sign:

runwicked Working w/ the @wicked_is office door open on Pier Ave w/ a @mymixednuts sign in our window makes for some fun listening as people walk by.

runwicked Related, people like to say the word “nuts”

That sign must have been the nuts. He said “nuts”. Huh huh. Huh Huh.

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David Clark may have discovered the reason the Seniors Event drew record numbers today:

PLOgrinder Seniors #wsop event breaks attendance record the same day the AARP announces plans to cut social security benefits. #retirementplanB

Instead of seniors joining AARP, they are joining the WSOP retirement program.  Might have more stability.

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Come back tomorrow when we discover the secret behind Garfield loving lasagna.

For daily recaps of all the action at the 2011 World Series of Poker, check our WSOP news section.