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I have some bad news to report. Unfortunately, the “Poker Junkie Monkey” will not be making its way to the 2010 World Series of Poker. For some reason, I was unable to locate the monkey before coming out here. As such, I now have a new mascot for the 2010 WSOP. Meet Godzilla!!!

The King of the Monsters is my WSOP mascot.

Yes, as in Godzilla attacks Tokyo Godzilla. Normally he just sits on a table in my bedroom. However, when I couldn’t find the monkey, he said “Dude, why don’t you take me to the WSOP.” I looked at him and went “Holy shit! You talk!” I then asked, “You don’t breathe fire do you?” He replied, “No, but I get bad gas sometimes.” We then had a talk about the appropriateness of farting in media row during the WSOP. He agreed that he could keep his bodily functions to himself, so I agreed to take him with me.

Now, I just need a little sign or patch to put on him. If you are out and about at the WSOP, stop by and say hi. You can even play with Godzilla if you want. It isn’t as blog worthy as playing with my monkey, but you can say you met Godzilla at the WSOP.

Now to see if I can get Jerry Yang to come up to my section of media row and yell GOZIRRA!!!