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Day 26 of the 2011 World Series of Twitter saw anti-email bosses, Girls Gone Wild at the 2011 WSOP and Zombies!!!

@PaulOresteen shared this from today's $1,500 NL Event. He guesses the dealer was bored.

Jim Norton is in Seat 9 and congratulated his gay friends in NY on their recent victory:

JimNorton Congratulations to my gay friends in NY. You now have the legal right to be as miserable as my straight friends in NY.

Alimony, divorce lawyers, maybe even custody battles. Are we sure this is considered #winning?

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Chris Hall is in Seat 8 and just tried Diet Mountain Dew:

ChrisKPHall Just tried Diet Mountain Dew for the first time ever. In an unrelated matter, I have just tried Diet Mountain Dew for the last time ever.

If you have ever wondered what Asian Spa’s “Bad Juju” tasted like, it would be Diet Mt. Dew.

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Betfair Poker is in Seat 7 and is trying to get their boss to start using email:

Betfairpoker I keep telling my boss that we need to move into the 20th century and notes on paper aren’t efficient communication tools anymore.

Betfairpoker He decided to meet me half way and has started leaving leaflets about erectile disfunction on my desk to simulate the email experience.

If I were him, I would leave my boss a note on his desk reading:  RE: ED – OMG!  Roflmao.

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Suzanne aka @globetrottgirl is in Seat 6 and I hope she had a cop with a good sense of humor:

globetrottgirl Got pulled over today and cop said “papers” So I said scissors I WIN!!

Hopefully he didn’t say “In that case, Rock, and you’re under arrest.”

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Aaron Gustavson is in Seat 5 and I think he forgot the fish rule:

Aguskb AKs into morons AA for almost all my chips

Rule #1: Don’t tap on the glass. Rule #2: Even morons can wake up with pocket aces.

Rule #3: When you pay off moron’s aces, compncards will put your tweet in a blog and publish. Rule 4: Consult Underpants Gnomes.

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Christina Lindley is in Seat 4 and tells us about one of the hot girls at her table:

lindleyloo lollll some hot girl @ my tble asks me what kind of pants im wearing & pulls down the back of them to see #aggro

Girls Gone Wild – WSOP Edition. Starting Lindleyloo and … aggro panty girl.

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Lara Miller is in Seat 3 and hates music festival cos-players:

Lara_Miller If you dress up in weird costumes and furry stuff for music festivals, I hate you and will probably stab you someday.

This makes me think of the CSI episode where the people dressed as furries.

I can see her just stabbing at her TV trying to kill the furries. Damn I wish I would have videotaped that.

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Eric Cloutier is in Seat 2 and is running bat at present:

count505 This is when you know someone run very bad.At 3 am I open the patio door to go into the hot tub, a freaking bird flew in the house.@WSOPTD

It could be worse. At least the bird didn’t poop in your hot tub. #positiveSpin

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Jennifer Leigh aka @jennicide is in Seat 1 today for the simple fact she mentioned zombies:

@Jennicide @ReynoldsXO oh yes! Zombie killing !!!

Zombie Kill of the Week was by Justine Hackensack of Sprinfield, MO. All I will say is zombie + wrecking ball + metal bridge = splat!

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Come back tomorrow when we discover the ingredients to the Colonel’s secret recipe.

For daily recaps of all the action at the 2011 World Series of Poker, check our WSOP news section.