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Tiger Wood held a press conference Friday to apologize for his infidelity with his wife. So what. Here are some things more interesting to me than Tiger Woods’ ability to get laid.

10. The stuffed monkey at the PartyPoker Premier League – Whether they were taking a shot at Schwartz or just trying to fit in with the goofiness, it was still funny as hell.

9. The color of Melissa Castello’s panties – Cause a guy’s gotta know.

8. The weird stain on the ceiling of my hotel room – I’m staying in a hotel this evening on the 7th floor of a 15 story building. Why is there a stain on my ceiling in an area where I know no pipes are at?

7. Where will Conan O’Brien end up now that he has been canned from the Tonight Show?

6. Who the hell is BOB and why is he trying to take over Facebook?

5. Does Charlie River REALLY think that Annie Duke is hotter than Vanessa Rousso, Kara Scott, or Shana Hiatt? If so, maybe he should do a PMILF blog. (Poker Mothers I’d Like to F*** for the anagram challenged…Melissa)

4. Should Garcia and Derek get together on Criminal Minds? Will Reed find a girlfriend?

3. Why does SyFy insist on modeling Stargate Universe after BattleStar Gallactica?

2. How much money did T.J. Cloutier get for pawning his bracelets?

And the #1 thing that is more interesting to me than Tiger Woods’ ability to get laid:

If Jimmy cracked corn and you don’t care, then why the hell are you singing about it?